Okay, my math wiz friend who was going to configure our schedule for us has contacted to let me know that with a 14 team league playing a 13 week schedule, our scheduling preferences are a mathematical impossibility. That leaves us with two options:
1. Do the schedule by hand and get it as close as possible to how we want it, or
2. Have every team play every other team once.
I have made an executive decision and decided to go with option two for a couple of reasons. First of all, it is the more sound of the two options. It's either a bastardized version of what we wanted or a perfect version of something that is not that bad of an option anyway. We will still have our divisions and be able to talk trash about the strength of each division (ala the Big XII North and South, may they rest in peace), but it is an even schedule for everyone.
I have e-mailed a copy of the 2010 schedule to each member.
The Dogs of War
Arrogant Americans vs Dirty Hippies
The Hangovers vs Dead Again
DominationStation vs ThroatPunchers
SoonerJack vs Lucky Enuf
Norman Nobodys vs Darc Narcs
Fuckwads vs The Dogs of War
Whackers vs Ammo Dogs
A friend of mine is putting together a schedule for us that will have each team play each team in their division twice and their "rival" from the other division once. As soon as I get the schedule from him and everyone registers for the league at Yahoo, I'll set everything up.