By Arrogant Americans​ Manager Justin C. Cliburn
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Part of being a good leader is admitting when you're wrong, and I've been wrong the last few weeks. Here I've been calling for someone, anyone, to finally beat Pyle and wipe that undefeated smirk off his face . . . when the real villain here is clearly Cobb. Yes, Pyle just won to get to 7-0, but Cobb is the cocky one in this equation. Have you seen his gloating in the GroupMe chat?
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And the latest? He's bragging about beating Schmidt. We all know Schmidt has never been a threat to win the league, but this week he only put up 116 points. Cobb put up a paltry 125 points on the board and acts like he just stomped the '85 Bears. Thankfully, for the rest of us, Cobb faces a real test this week.

Game of the Week:
#4 DominationStation vs. #2 Dogs of War

Jessen, I am addressing this directly to you: you are our only hope. It took the league two years to recover from the pain of Cobb's 2013 championship. He wouldn't shut up about it, even though we all knew his 7-6 regular season record was only saved by Peyton Manning. Now, he's 5-2 with one of the easiest schedules in the league. His ego is getting big. It needs to be reined in. That's where you come in, Jessen. Fresh off of player swap sexual assaulting Rogers, your team is primed to make a run for the title. Your run starts now. Beat Cobb. Do it for you. Do it for the OIL. Do it for America.

#13 DARC NARCS vs. #1 Lucky Enuf

I'm not going to waste my breath on this one. Henderson's team is a dumpster fire. Pyle is 7-0. Soon, he'll be 8-0.

#9 Dead Again vs. #3 Hard Targets

Finch just got upset by Jessen, and now he has Antonio Brown on bye. Look for Schmidt to make it two upsets in a row. 

#12 AMMODOGS vs. #4 Dirty Hippies

Rogers has been snakebitten all season, but he caught a break last week . . . and he's caught one this week. The Hippies' Le'Veon Bell is on a bye week, so it's the perfect time to face Trovillo. I'm picking the AMMODOGS to knock off Trovillo here. 

#11 Whackers vs. #6 Arrogant Americans

This season hasn't gone as well as Morgan or I wanted, but we're still in it. With Carlos Hyde on a bye, I'm going to pick my 'Mericans to win this one . . . but it wouldn't be the first time I predicted my squad to win before falling flat.

#7 Norman Nobodies vs. #5 Hangovers

Leal may have just turned his season around beating the 'Mericans last week in a big way. But now he faces one of the favorites to win the league in Duffy's Hangovers. I'm picking Duff to beat the Nobodies.

#14 Roughnecks vs. #10 SoonerJack

Yancy's bad season began when he got autopicked on draft day. It continues here. Bruesch bounces back.