Fourteen years have passed since we first sat at Snow Hall and learned that the 1st Battalion of the 158th Field Artillery regiment was being called up for service in Iraq. A lot has changed during that time, so let's take some time to catch up, this time with DominationStation manager Zachary Jessen.
Are you still in the 158? If, not when did you get out?
JESSEN: No, I'm pretty fucking sure you and every other motherfucker in this league know I have been out of the military since 2013. [Editor's note: It's good to see Jessen hasn't changed a bit.]
What did you do post-deployment?
JESSEN: I went on another deployment and got out in 2013. I am still working for DCP Midstream as an Emission Technician.
Where are your from and how did you make it into the 158?
JESSEN: I am from Comanche and the 158 was the closest unit to my home town.
Where do you live now?
JESSEN: I live in Comanche.
What are your hobbies outside of FF?
JESSEN: Fishing, and wrestling.
What is your fantasy background? How long have you played FF? How many different leagues?
JESSEN: I'm not sure. I started this fucking league, so you're welcome. I have played FF since 2005, and I have been in many league, but I'm not going to figure that number up.
How many championships have you won? How many have you finished second in?
JESSEN: Zero. I'm sure Pyle will enjoy reading me say that. FUCK YOU PYLE. I think I have finished second twice.
What is your general strategy in FF?
JESSEN: I have no strategy. Just get drunk and hang out with you guys.
How much preparation do you do before each season?
JESSEN: I'll do a few mock drafts each year.
Do you find you draft better at the cabin with the guys or at home online?
JESSEN: Definitely at the cabin, although some of you fucks are crazy and I am not sure I should go to sleep at night.
Will you be at the draft cabin next year?
JESSEN: I'll be at the cabin every year unless something crazy happens.
What is the best move you've made in FF?
JESSEN: I have no clue.
What is your favorite FF memory? What is the pinnacle of your FF career?
JESSEN: There are a lot of memories in this league, and the times at the cabin have been awesome. But I think that first draft we had at Buffalo Wild Wings might have been the best (other than the fact I spent the rest of that weekend in jail).